Thursday, February 7, 2019

Online Diplomacy

Nowadays, all too often, I begin my replies to website comments by saying, "Listen, you troglodytic imbecile, you shambling prebiotic pool of nadir filth, you've completely missed a point that would have been obvious to a badly-programmed cellphone app...."

I've learned to control this impoliteness by deleting the first nine or ten sentences of anything I say online. Makes me look reasonable.

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