Every Day is Hallowe'en

Today was marred by pouring rain, but I don't mind, because --

Every day is Hallowe'en,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en.
Easter Sunday? Hallowe'en!
So's my birthday.

Monsters, ghosts, and vampiresses,
Werewolves with blonde, flowing tresses,
Octo-ladies, pterodactyls,
Christmas bulbs and fire cractyls,

All of them on Hallowe'en,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en.
Every day is Hallowe'en,
Just like New Year's.

Easter bunnies tossing knives,
Carollers that prey on lives,
Choirs howling at the moon,
Creatures from the Black Lagoon,

All of them on Hallowe'en,
Hallowe'en, Hallowe'en.
Boxing days are Hallowe'en,
And bar mitzvahs.