July 1, 2016. Flatness, Ontario (3,427 km from downtown Toronto).
Mr & Mrs Confidential (their actual names) observed a machine that resembled two pie plates glued together. "It looked very much like a saucer, but it was flying."
The pie plates landed, and a green being in a NASA-type moon suit emerged, to lecture the couple on the importance of Vitamin D supplements for older men.
When the pie plate object flew away, the couple realized that three hours had passed. Fearing lost time, they sought a hypnotherapist, only to learn that nothing had happened, they had merely fallen asleep from sheer boredom.
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