Jason E. Rolfe has tried a beer called Murder of Crows. He wrote, "It tastes like somebody actually murdered a crow and then stuffed it into this can."
His comment inspired me... sort of.
Crow Beer, Crow Beer:
Carrion, canned and creamed!
I'll take no beer
Over this one I've deemed
A beakful of birdhouse blather,
With hints of equine lather.
One sip of you
Has blocked my view
Of the lifetime for which I schemed!
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