Thursday, April 4, 2024

Blazzird: A Noun for April

Our word for today is:

BLAZZIRD.

This Arabic noun depicts the howling, gusting impact of an April snowstorm, along with its attendant rampaging hordes of mutated polar bears, and its gory incursions of savage Arctic werewolves.

Idiomatic examples of BLAZZIRD within a sentence:

"My herds of wildebeest have been crushed beneath advancing glacier juggernauts of this accursed BLAZZIRD."

"I have already noted 527 somatic abnormalities in the passing throng of hideous Arctic monsters, and this within a mere few minutes of the newly-arrived devastations wrought by this maelstromic BLAZZIRD."

"The local shops have all run out of cake frosting and salted crackers, and in consequence, no force of human will nor of nature shall preserve us from the depredations of this BLAZZIRD."

BLAZZIRD. A graceful noun. A relevant noun. Use it with confidence!

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